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Now That’s What I Call Tumblr
(via laughcentre)
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have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
when people announce they’re having a baby and just thinkg
they did the do
when people get married and go on a honeymoon
they’re doing the do
when people announce they’re trying for a baby
they’re doing the do a lot
(via ianpotato)
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some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
(via methlabrador)
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I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWN MOUTH
softly
because i like you
(via ladiesofletters)
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“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what(via danielletosh)
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my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
(via owlmylove)
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why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
too soon
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
WHAT
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
the holocaust
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if i was a hamster trying to ask out a fellow lady hamster i would say ‘are you from amsterdam because hamster, DAMN!’. and not being able to do this is the number one reason humans suck
(via mathsdebater)
